哇 Wow.
看看这个大而美丽的蓝色大理石 Look at this big, beautiful, blue marble of a planet,
充满了数十亿超聪明的人类 filled With billions of super smart humans.
太聪明了，他们发明了卫星 So smart, they invented satellites.
他们还发明了比萨饼，剪剪刀 They also invented pizza, cutting scissors,
和地方，你可以去里面的浴室！ and places Where you can go to the bathroom inside!
尽管他们才华横溢， For all of their brilliance,
他们中的大多数不知道一个简单的事情 most of them don't know the one simple thing
地球上的每只狗都知道... that every dog on Earth knows...
快乐的秘诀 the secret to being happy.
哇哦！ Whoa-ho-ho!
这就像把头伸出窗外一样 It's like sticking my head out the window.
现在，所有你需要知道的 Now, all you need to know
是这个故事是关于奥利和他的家人 is that this story is about Ollie and his family
以及他们是如何学会想更像我， and how they learned to think more like me,
他们难以置信的英俊、聪明、简单... their impossibly handsome, clever, uncomplicated...
...快乐的狗 ...happy dog.
看看我的超级聪明人 Look at my super smart human.
现在，他正在和住在中国的朋友一起拯救世界 Right now, he's saving the world with his friend who lives in China.
有比这更酷的吗？ Does it get any cooler than that?
你要我一块吗？ You want a piece of me?
哇 感觉如此真实 Wow. It feels so real.
小！ Xiao!
你在哪里？ Where are you?
我在路上了！ I'm on my way!
现在不，亨利 Not now, Henry.
肖，他们太多了！ Xiao, there's too many of them!
哎呀！ Ugh!
我快到了 I'm almost there.
奥利！准备好上学吧！ Ollie! Get ready for school!
-很棒吧？ -谢谢 - Wasn't that awesome? - Thanks.
这是我输过的最开心 That's the most fun I've ever had losing.
奥利，准备好上学吧 Ollie, get ready for school.
你以后可以征服世界 You can conquer the world later.
呵呵 这里有回声吗？ Huh. Is there an echo in here?
-肖，我得走了 -我也是 - Xiao, I gotta go. - Me, too.
所以，我叫亨利 So, my name's Henry.
-嘿，伙计这是怎么回事？ -那是奥利弗，我的人 - Hey, buddy. What's going on? - And that's Oliver, my person.
这是我们早上的例行公事 And this is our morning routine.
要我抓你的肚子吗？是的！ Want me to scratch your belly? Yeah!
哦，我喜欢肚子擦，奥利喜欢给他们 Oh, I love the belly rubs, and Ollie loves to give them.
多好的孩子啊！多好的孩子啊！你想要你的肚子抓伤！ What a good boy! What a good boy! You want your belly scratched!
关于奥利弗，你应该知道的还有一件事 Something else you should know about Oliver is,
他非常有创意 he's incredibly inventive.
这是他更有用的发明之一 This is one of his more useful inventions.
漂亮的库特，嗯？他很聪明 Pretty coot, huh? He's pretty smart.
不像边境科利聪明，但聪明 Not like Border Collie smart, but smart.
然而，食品分配器仍在研发中 The food dispenser, however, is still in Research and Development.
哎呀 Ugh.
那个帅哥是卢卡斯，奥利的爸爸 That handsome man is Lukas, Ollie's dad.
他要喝液体死亡 He's about to drink Liquid Death,
因为他认为这样会让他更聪明，更高 because he thinks it'll make him smarter, taller,
更薄，更年轻，或者，我不知道，金发碧眼 thinner, younger, or, I don't know, blonder.
你不能提高完美，卢卡斯 从认识的人拿来！ You can't improve on perfection, Lukas. Take it from someone who knows!
我爱人类的不安全感 I love human insecurities.
-嘿，爸爸 -嘿 - Hey, Dad. - Hey.
又睡在沙发上了？ Fall asleep on the couch again?
呃...是的，我...我只是在看书 Uh... Yeah, I was... I was just reading.
嘿，你要绿果吗？喂你的大脑，喂你的生活？ Hey, you want some green goo? Feed your brain, feed your life?
-不，我很好 -不？艾伦？ - No, I'm good. - No? Ellen?
喂你的大脑，喂你的生命 加油 Feed your brain, feed your life. Come on.
-不，我很好 -太好了 - No, I'm good. - It's so good.
不要认为他明白好是什么意思 Don't think he understands what good means.
哦，嘿，我们今晚6点让屋顶工人来，所以我们得确定... Oh, hey, we got the roofer coming at 6:00 tonight, so we gotta make sure...
哦，不，记得吗？我已经告诉你我不能这么做了 Oh, no, remember? I already told you I can't do that.
-你有吗？ -是的... - You did? - Yeah...
那是艾伦，奥利的妈妈 That's Ellen, Ollie's mom.
我也把她当成我妈妈 I kinda think of her as my mom, too,
因为她是那个选我的人我爱她 because she's the one that picked me. I love her.
是的，我在沙龙订了 Yeah, I'm booked at the salon.
我有裂开的高跟鞋和切碎的钉子 I've got cracked heels and chipped nails out the wazoo.
-什么是瓦祖？ -这是你的基斯特 - What's a wazoo? - It's your keister.
你知道，就像树干上的垃圾一样一个巴登卡登克 You know, like junk in the trunk. A badonkadonk.
这是你的赃物 It's your booty.
你拖在地毯上的东西，当它痒的时候？ That thing you drag on the carpet when it itches?
那么，我们该怎么解决屋顶呢？ So, what're we gonna do about the roof?
我不知道 I don't know.
嗯，我想我得重新安排 Well, I guess I'll have to reschedule.
你需要我做吗？ Do you need me to do it?
哦，好吧，那是什么意思？ Oh, okay, what's that supposed to mean?
顶！测验 Ding! Pop quiz.
什么物种从未有过这样的争论？ What species never has arguments like this?
-你知道吗？ -完全正确 - You know What? - Exactly.
我会处理的一切都好 I'll handle it. All good.
这么说我们在屋顶上好吗？ So we're good on the roof?
-是的 -是 - Yeah. - Yup.
好 科学博览会结束后我可以去李家吗？ Okay. Can I go to Li's after the science fair?
-哦，我的上帝！科学博览会，奥利 -那是今天？ - Oh, my God! The science fair, Ollie. - That's today?
-科学博览会今天？ -太酷了，伙计们 - Science fair's today? - It's cool, guys.
您正在处理屋顶错误 You're dealing with the roofer error.
奥利，你100%肯定如果我们不来参加科学博览会吗？ Ollie, are you 100% sure that if we don't come to the science fair,
你会没事的？ you're gonna be okay?
我很好 I'm fine.
哦 好了，我们走 Oh... Okay, let's go.
-再见，爸爸 -好吧 - Bye, Dad. - All right.
-祝在展会上好运！ -谢谢！ - Good luck at the fair! - Thanks!
再见，亨利！ Bye, Henry!
奥利和埃伦退出 And Ollie and Ellen exit.
提示打开'frig，他实际上要吃什么 Cue opening the 'frig for what he's actually gonna eat.
但首先，一如既往， But first, as always,
他会试图说服我，他还没有决定 he's gonna try to convince me that he hasn't already decided.
美味的生活？长寿？ Yummy life? Long life?
你我都知道是披萨 You and I both know it's the pizza.
好吃，很久了？长，好吃？ Yummy, long? Long, yummy?
哇 没看到那个会来 Wow. Didn't see that one coming.
液体死亡，或地球上最好的三角形食物 Liquid Death, or the best triangle-shaped food of the planet.
其中包括馅饼 And that includes pie.
哦，罗密欧，罗密欧，你这美术，罗密欧？ Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
拒绝你父亲，拒绝你的名字 Deny thy father, refuse thy name.
否则，如果没有，你将不会宣誓我的爱 Or if not, thy will not be sworn my love.
像精神病患者一样凝视并不能代替她去跳舞 Staring like a psychopath is not a substitute for asking her to the dance.
"蒂斯，但你的名字是我的敌人 'Tis but thy name is my enemy.
奥利，你需要长一双，并问她出去 Ollie, you need to grow a pair, and ask her out.
如果他不叫罗密欧 Were he not called Romeo,
-保留... -没关系，你还没准备好 - retain the... - Never mind, you're not ready.
苏菲需要一个男人 Sophie needs a man.
最好是美籍华人 Preferably, a Chinese-American man.
知道吗？ Know of any?
奥利弗！ Oliver!
但软！ But soft!
什么光通过那边的窗户打破？ What light through yonder window breaks?
东方，苏菲是灿烂的太阳 It is the east and Sophie is the brilliant sun.
和苏菲一样迷人... As enchanting as Sophie is...
顺便说一下，她坐在那边... she's sitting over there, by the way...
角色的名字是朱丽叶，就像罗密欧和？ the character's name is Juliet, as in Romeo and?
别盯着！ Stop staring!
李扮演朱丽叶比你扮演罗密欧更有说服力 Li was more convincing playing Juliet than you were playing Romeo.
啊...谢谢！ Aww... Thank you!
我是面子 I was being facetious.
嘿，恭维是恭维 Hey, a compliment's a compliment.
你的实验是关于读别人的脑电波？ Your experiment's about reading someone's brain waves?
不完全是 它 Not exactly. It's...
是关于放大电干扰... It's about amplifying the electrical disturbances in...
这里有一些让你烦恼的事情 Here's something disturbing for you.
我要像艾迪森那样压垮你，就像特斯拉一样 I'm going to crush you like Edison did Tesla.
嘿 Heh.
他找到你了，不是吗？ He got to you, didn't he?
完全 在书学校里做书很糟 Totally. It sucks being nerds at a nerd school.
欢迎来到米尔斯科技学院 Welcome to the Mills School of Science and Technology's
第15届年度大头脑研讨会 15th annual Great Minds Symposium.
今年，我们很荣幸有我们的恩人， And this year, we are honored to have our benefactor,
技术先驱天才 the technological pioneering genius,
你的英雄和我的 your hero and mine,
拉姆·米尔斯先生 Mr. Ram Mills.
那是米尔斯先生！米尔斯先生！ That's Mr. Mills! The Mr. Mills!
好的 好的 好 Okay, okay. Okay.
当我看着明亮，美丽的面孔 As I look out at the bright, beautiful faces
充满了希望和梦想， filled with hopes and dreams,
它让我想起了自己作为一个年轻人 it reminds me of myself as a young man.
除了脸色有点暗，希望是不存在的 Except the faces were a little darker and hope was non-existent.
现在，如果你想在这个世界上产生积极的影响， Now, if you wanna make a positive impact in this world,
你将不得不把一些想法串在一起 you're gonna have to string together some thoughts.
你必须从手机上抬起头 You're gonna have to lift your head up from your phones
倾听和学习 and listen and learn from each other.
你是未来的眼睛 You are the eyes of the future.
你是未来的头脑 You are the minds of the future.
但最重要的是，你是未来跳动的心脏 But most of all, you are the beating heart of the future.
我想倾听你的意见，向你们学习！ And I want to listen and learn from you!
所以，让我们看看一些科学！ So, let's see some science!
我们的第一个学生 威尔·杨格 Our first student, Will Younger,
有一个有关电磁能量的实验 has an experiment concerning electromagnetic energy.
你好 Hi.
电磁铁就像一块普通的磁铁 An electromagnet is like a regular magnet,
除了有更多的力量 except with a lot more power.
但是一旦停电，它将没有磁力拉力 But it will have no magnetic pull once the electricity is turned off.
你是个关了 You're a turn-off.
当我头盔上的电磁铁 When the electromagnet on my helmet
由变压器充电， is charged by the transformer,
它将产生足够的磁性能量 it will create enough magnetic energy
把我抬离地上，到我上面的金属棒上 to lift me off the ground to the metal bar above me.
助理？请参与 Assistant? Please engage.
妈妈！ Mom!
别担心，亲爱的妈妈知道该怎么做 Don't worry, honey. Mommy knows what to do.
-不好 -不，不，不！不！ - Not good. - No, no, no! No!
哦，我的上帝，亲爱的！ Oh my God, honey!
帮助！ Help!
等一下，亲爱的！ Hang on, sweetie!
我们会把你打倒的！ We're gonna get you down!
不！不！ No! No!
-别管它！ -妈妈！ - Leave it! - Mom!
你拉这个，他跌倒了 You pull this, he falls.
下来！ Get down here!
在你的标记上，设置 去！ On your mark, get set. Go!
和你们每个人一样，我曾经把足球当作一门选修课 Like each of you, I once took soccer as an elective.
我喜欢它 And I loved it.
在我知道之前，我被迈阿密征召了 And before I knew it, I got drafted by Miami.
这是一个足球，先生们 This is a soccer ball, gentlemen.
你要把球踢进那个网 You're gonna kick the ball into that net.
好？ Okay?
预可视化是关键 Pre-visualization is the key.
如果你能看到它，你可以是它 If you can see it, you can be it.
好？伟大 好吧 Okay? Great. All right.
是的，罗德尼？ Yes, Rodney?
所以 我们能用不手吗？ So... can we use our hands or not?
你不能碰足球 You can't touch the soccer ball.
-但你拿着它 -我拿着它是因为我是示威者... - But you're holding it. - I'm holding it because I'm demonstrat...
你必须踢球 You have to kick the ball.
你要把球踢进那个网对？ You're gonna kick this ball into that net. Right?
对 好，我们走我们出去吧 Right. Okay, good, let's-let's go. Let's get out there.
我...不 没有手 What did I... No. No hands.
-来吧，伙计们 -里德教练 - Come on, guys. - Coach Reed.
嘿 是的，先生 Hey. Yes, sir.
亨特·威廉姆斯，斯普林菲尔德大学 Hunter Williams, Springfield University.
更重要的是，来自迈阿密时代的大粉丝 More importantly, big fan from your Miami days.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
你有时间吗？ You got a minute?
对不起，教练 Sorry, Coach.
嗯，是的是的，我愿意 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do.
我想知道奥利在干什么想了很多 I wonder what Ollie's up to. Think about that a lot.
我不在的时候，奥利整天都在干什么？ What does Ollie do all day long when I'm not around?
一定很无聊 Must be boring.
我们的下一个学生赢得了去年的科学博览会 Our next student won last year's science fair
通过设计自己的GPS为基础的狗领 by designing his own GPS-based dog collar.
奥利弗·里德 Oliver Reed.
-这就是我跟你说的 -太好了 - This is the one I was telling you about. - Great.
你好，先生 Hello, sir.
我练习这个演示文稿盯着你的海报 I practiced this presentation staring at a poster of you.
所以，如果你能完全静止... So, if you could just be perfectly still...
和平面 and flat.
1893年，亚历山大·格雷厄姆·贝尔说思想是形成的 In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said that thoughts are formed
通过在大脑中产生电流或干扰 by creating electrical currents or disturbances in the brain.
所以，这是合理的 So, it stands to reason
如果我们能放大这些电扰动 that if we could amplify those electrical disturbances,
我们应该能够听到别人的想法 we should be able to hear another person's thoughts.
-你说得对这孩子很特别 -谁想做志愿者 - You're right. This kid is special. - Who wants to volunteer
有他们的想法，一个想法，阅读？ to have their thoughts, one thought, read?
我来吧 I'll do it.
-保持不动 -好的 - Just stay still. - Okay.
凭借当今技术， With todays technology,
读一个想法，只有一个字，是可以实现的 reading one thought, just one word, is achievable.
布雷登，请想想一种颜色 Brayden, please think of a color.
哪一个？ Which one?
好吧，如果我告诉你了，那我就知道了 Well, if I told you, then I'd know.
哦，对了 思维 Oh, right. Thinking.
布雷登，只要专注于颜色 Brayden, just focus on the color.
你的头脑的其余部分需要是空白的 The rest of your mind needs to be blank.
-蓝色 -蓝色！ - Blue. - Blue!
是蓝色的，不是吗？ It was blue, wasn't it?
哦，嗯，不完全是这样 Oh, well, not exactly.
你什么意思，不完全是？ What do you mean, not exactly?
其实我在想绿色 I was actually thinking green.
蓝色和绿色是两种不同的颜色，兄弟 Blue and green are two different colors, bro.
我认为奥利弗应该为巨大的努力赢得一阵掌声 I think Oliver deserves a round of applause for a great effort.
不，这不是很大的努力，它的工作原理！ No, it's not a great effort It works!
这不是努力！它的工作原理！ This is not an effort! It works!
我可以证明！ I can prove it!
它确实起作用了！ It does work!
没意思！我知道它的工作原理！ It's not funny! I know it works!
我试过的！ I tested it!
是蓝色的！ It was blue!
哇 斯普林菲尔德大学 Wow. Springfield University.
这是 这对你来说很大 This is... this is big for you.
这是一份真正的大学辅导工作 This is a real college-coaching job.
-这是你一直想要的 -我知道 - That's what you always wanted. - I know.
他们需要在星期六前回答 所以... Well, they need an answer by Saturday, so...
到这个星期六？因为那很快 By this Saturday? Because that's fast.
只有三个小时的路程，所以，你知道，我可以... It's only three hours away, so, you know, I can...
我知道 I know.
那会让我们离开哪里？ Where would that leave us?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们现在在哪里？ Where are we now?
情况不妙 你知道的 Things aren't better. You know that.
你想要这份工作，就接受这份工作 You want the job, just take the job.
嘿，这是我们双方都要做的决定 Hey, this is a decision we both have to make.
-嗨，宝贝 -嘿 - Hi, baby. - Hey.
-那么，科学博览会怎么样？ -很好 - So, how was the science fair? - It was fine.
-你饿了吗？ -没有 - Are you hungry? - No.
-你没事吧，奥利？ -是的"晚上 - Are you okay, Ollie? - Yep. 'Night.
他可能只是累了 Well, he's probably just tired.
是的，那让我们两个 Yeah, that makes two of us.
真不敢相信我在米尔斯先生面前搞砸了 I can't believe I blew it in front of Mr. Mills.
我也爱你，亨利 I love you too, Henry.
嘿 Hey.
-实验进行到什么了？ -没去什么都没发生 - How did the experiment go? - It didn't go. Nothing happened.
-我的计算是正确的我就知道 -你知道吗？ - My calculations were right. I knew it. - You knew What?
家庭计算机群集没有功能 Your home computer cluster doesn't have the capabilities
处理大脑的电荷 to process the brain's electrical charges.
为了读懂思想，我们需要一个庞大的处理器 In order to read minds, we need a massive processor.
亚马逊有吗？两天后到这儿来 Does Amazon have it? Be here in two days.
确实 或者，我可以简单地侵入...第6个！ For sure. Or, I could simply hack into... Indium 6!
-是的，战斗 -那不是凶手吗？ - Yeah, fight. - Isn't that killer?
等等，什么？ Wait, what?
那不是凶手吗？ Isn't that killer?
你会访问世界上最强大的通信卫星吗？ You'd access the world's most powerful communications satellite?
-不是吗？ -不！没什么杀手！ - Isn't that...? - No! There's nothing killer about it!
-通过访问，你的意思是... -直接打那个坏孩子 - By access, do you mean... - Tap right into that bad boy.
你知道我们会惹多少麻烦吗？ Do you have any idea how much trouble we could be in?
嘿 如果你降落在朱维， Hey. If you land in juvie,
在那里的第一天，你打败了关节里最大的家伙 the very first day there, you beat up the biggest guy in the joint.
这样做，未来五年将是在公园里散步 Do that, the next five years will be a walk in the park.
奥利弗！你需要长一对！ Oliver! You need to grow a pair!
为什么每个人都一直告诉我这些？ Why does everyone keep telling me that?
-你准备好史诗了吗？ -是的，但是... - Are you ready for epic? - Yeah, but...
谁来穿发射机？ Who's gonna wear the transmitter?
好的，肖我都安定了 Okay, Xiao. I'm all set up.
如果我们有一个人，还是会更好 Still would be better if we had a human.
-亨利对我来说够人了 -好的，好吧 - Henry's human enough for me. - Okay, fine.
也许亨利有限的大脑会起作用 Maybe Henry's limited brain will work.
将您连接到第 6 个钠 Connecting you to Indium 6.
大脑有限？ Limited brain?
典型的双腿反应 Typical two-legged reaction
当面对一个优越的智力，如我的 when faced with a superior intellect, such as mine.
快到了 Almost there.
配对三个... Pairing in three...
两 two...
一个！ one!
奥利弗？奥利弗！ Oliver? Oliver!
哇 Whoa.
呃，奥利，我能尝到自己的舌头 Uh, Ollie, I can taste my own tongue.
应该这样吗？ Should that be a thing?
奥利弗！ Oliver!
热吗？因为我觉得我的头发着火了 Is it hot? 'Cause I think my hair is on fire.
毫米 Mm.
昨晚一定是停电了 Must've been a power outage last night.
我想奥利还在睡觉，所以我要给他写一张小便条 I think Ollie's still sleeping, so I'm gonna write him a little note.
好 Okay.
你喜欢你的披萨吗？ Are you enjoying your pizza?
-是的 - 毫米 - Yeah. - Mm.
你想谈谈昨晚的事吗？ Do you wanna talk about last night?
-关于教练工作？ -嗯...没有 - About the coaching job? - Hmm... not really.
-我们应该在星期六之前谈谈 -是的我们会的，我保证 - We should talk before Saturday, though. - Yeah. We will, I promise.
有史以来最好的一夜睡眠记忆泡沫不是玩笑 Best night's sleep ever. Memory foam is no joke.
我不会忘记...等 I will not soon forget... Wait.
为什么奥利像动物一样睡在角落里我羞愧的枕头上？ Why is Ollie sleeping on my shame pillow in the corner like an animal?
我们昨晚星期五有怪胎吗？ Did we Freaky Friday last night?
我是人吗？ Am I a person?
我不是在学习代数，我不穿裤子！ I am not learning algebra and I am not wearing pants!
不！还有四只爪子和一件低过敏的外套 No! Still got four paws and a hypoallergenic coat.
又是令人惊异的一天 Well, another amazing day.
醒来快乐，保持快乐 Wake up happy, stay happy.
开心地去睡觉吧 Go to sleep happy.
成功了 It worked.
我希望这扇门能这样 I wish this door did.
-这太神奇了！ -什么神奇？ - This is amazing! - What's amazing?
昨晚，完全沮丧 今天早上，近乎精神病与欢乐 Last night, completely dejected. This morning, near psychotic With glee.
青少年 我说的对吗？ Teenagers. Am I right?
-不过，我最好去看看他 -亨利？ - I better go check on him, though. - Henry?
我，我能听到你在想什么！ I-I-I can hear what you're thinking!
-他听不见我在想什么 -是的，我可以，亨利！ - He can't be hearing what I'm thinking. - Yes, I can, Henry!
-好吧，两加二是什么？ -四个 - Okay, what's two plus two? - Four.
-冰冻水叫什么？ -冰 - What's frozen water called? - Ice.
-为什么一个人要拥有一只猫？ -他们很可爱 - Why would a person own a cat? - They're adorable.
错了，他们是邪恶的 但你能听到我在想什么！ Wrong, they're evil. But you can hear what I'm thinking!
我知道！太疯狂了！ I know! It's insane!
喔！你知道吗，奥利？ Whoo! You know what, Ollie?
你会得到所有曾经的奖品！ You're gonna get every prize that's ever been given!
也许他们会给我一个奖品 Maybe they'll give me a prize.
奥利，我们得奖了！ Ollie, we're gonna get prizes!
你尝起来像个天才 You taste like a genius.
卫星太强大了 The satellite is so powerful,
它实时呈现完整的句子！ it renders full sentences in real time!
太神奇了！和痒 It's amazing! And itchy.
-你能把这件事从我头上弄下来吗？ -哦，当然 - Can you get this thing off my head? - Oh, of course.
昨天，难以置信今天，壮观！ Yesterday, incredible. Today, spectacular!
明天，哦... Tomorrow, whoo...
-你倒下了吗？ -为了什么？ - So, are you down? - Down for what?
你没在听吗？ Haven't you been listening?
就在你面前 你选择不理我？ I'm right in front of you and you choose to ignore me?
等 抓住骨头我们结婚了吗？ Wait. Hold the bone. Are we married?
-等一下 -现在你打断了我 - Wait a second. - And now you're interrupting me.
是的，这证实了这一点 Yeah, that confirms it.
卫星配对来自发射机的信号 The satellite paired the signal from your transmitter
直接到我大脑的正电荷！ directly to the positive charge in my brain!
我不知道那是什么意思 I have no idea what that means.
-我还得小便 -好吧，我们走 - And I still gotta pee. - Okay, let's go.
它的工作原理！它的工作原理！是的！ It works! It works! Yeah!
是的！狗说话了！ Yes! The dog talks!
是的！是的！ Yeah! Yes!
多久了？我觉得我好像没有永远见过你 How long has it been? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
我知道，女孩，我知道 I know, girl, I know.
我不喜欢我的孩子妨碍我的美化过程 I do not like it when my kids get in the way of my beautification process.
茉莉，你今天想要什么？ So, Jasmine, what do you want today?
我想看起来像你 I want to look like you.
你应该看到你的脸！ You should've seen your face!
现在，我为什么要看起来像你，嗯？ Now, why would I wanna look like you, hmm?
你的人抢了什么？箱子里没有垃圾 What does your man grab onto? There is no junk in the trunk.
嘿，我有个坏蛋 Hey, I got a badonkadonk.
-卢卡斯还在问我吗？ -不断 - Is Lukas still asking about me? - Constantly.
毫米 他怎么样？ Mm-hmm. How's he doin'?
呃...我们陷入一点衰退 Uh... We're in, like, a little bit of a slump.
好吧，怎么了？ Okay, what's goin' on?
我们过去常常互相点燃，那是... We used to ignite each other and that's, um...
有点褪色了 it's-it's faded a little.
-我们正在考虑分居 -不！ - We're thinking about separating. - No!
但是你们在一起看起来很棒就像，固体 But you guys seem so great together. Like, solid.
-他欺骗了你吗？ -没有 - Did he cheat on you? - No.
-你欺骗了他？ -没有 - You cheatin' on him? - No.
-那发生什么事了？ -生活？ - Well, then what happened? - Life?
呵呵 Huh.
你觉得他会骗我吗？ Well, do you think he'd cheat with me?
可能 Probably.
好了，人们，听着 Okay, people, listen up.
英特尔刚刚收到计算机通知 Intel has just received a computer notification
从卫星第6号 from satellite Indium 6.
这是 2 级网络攻击 This is a level 2 cyber-attack.
如果 Indium 6 遭到破坏， If Indium 6 is compromised,
我们正在研究银行业的崩溃 we're looking at a collapse of the banking industry
和全国的细胞服务损失 and loss of cell service nationwide.
完全混乱 Total chaos.
先生？I -6 已被违反 Sir? I-6 has been breached.
现在，这是一个级别 1 This is now a level 1.
这太糟糕了，对吧？ This is bad, right?
真不敢相信会发生这种事！ I can't believe this is happening!
为什么？我们总是去公园 Why? We go to the park all the time.
哦！你的意思是听我的思想 Oh! You meant the hearing-my-thoughts thing.
对不起 我的坏蛋 Sorry. My bad.
但是听着，你不能告诉任何人 But listen, you can't tell anybody.
-为什么不呢？ -因为直到现在 - Why not? - Because until now,
这只发生在电影或犯罪疯子的头脑中 this has only happened in the movies or the minds of the criminally insane.
哥们，你怎么知道"瓦祖"是什么意思？ Dude, how did you not know what "wazoo" means?
你一直都能理解我？ You've been able to understand me this entire time?
-当然可以 -你告诉我 - Of course. - So you're telling me
所有的狗都能理解所有人类 that all dogs can understand all humans.
杜但你不能告诉任何人 Duh. But you can't tell anybody.
-现在，别在公园里让我难堪 -什么？ - Now, don't embarrass me in the park. - What?
听着，如果我掉下一个水，不要马上捡起来 Look, if I drop a deuce, don't pick it up right away.
如果你雕刻了杰作 If you sculpted a masterpiece
我立刻用塑料袋盖住了它 and I immediately covered it with a plastic bag,
-你会有什么感觉？ -对不起 - how would you feel? - Sorry.
哦，狗喜欢取 但是假出呢？ Oh, and dogs like fetch. But the fake-out?
-不酷 -我觉得很有趣 - Not cool. - I thought it was funny.
真有趣，怎么？好笑，好像我是个小丑？ Funny, how? Funny like I'm a clown?
就像我在这里逗你一样？ Like I'm here to amuse you?
我假装扔你跑，停下来，绕着圈子走 I pretend to throw. You run, stop, walk in circles.
哈哈你觉得这很有趣吗？ Ha-ha. You think that's funny?
看看黛比每一次造假 Take a look at Debbie. With every fake-out,
她侵蚀了蜜蜂和人类之间的信任纽带 she erodes the bonds of trust between canines and humans.
-她是个怪物 -球去哪了？ - She's a monster. - Where'd the ball go?
狗 讨厌 那个 Dogs. Hate. That.
我不会再做了 I won't do it again.
酷 哎呀！ Cool. Ugh!
看看这四个年轻的金发女郎 Look at the four young blondes.
泰德的粉丝俱乐部 Ted's fan club.
-他们说大小并不重要 -谁是泰德？ - And they say size doesn't matter. - Who's Ted?
哦，只是先生"我得到了它去 Oh, just Mr. "I got it going on
我会是第一个告诉你 and I'll be the first to tell you about it."
-他有什么特别的？ -什么都没有！ - What's so special about him? - Nothing!
除非你是进入高大，黑暗和英俊的东西 Unless you're into the tall, dark and handsome thing.
一个完美的身体，有闷热的眼睛， A perfect body with smoldering eyes,
唐·胡安斯克神秘感， a Don Juanesque mystique,
哦，是的，他是个演员 and oh, yeah, he's an actor.
-他是个演员？ -是的，也这么好 - He's an actor? - Yeah, and such a good one, too.
做他自己的特技 Does all his own stunts.
去年，他跳了一辆摩托车 Last year, he jumped a motorcycle
上一辆正在行驶的校车 太惊人了！ onto a moving school bus. It was breathtaking!
我讨厌他 I hate him.
我很惊讶狗会感到嫉妒 I'm surprised dogs can feel jealousy.
他跳摩托车！我很惊讶你没嫉妒他 He jumps motorcycles! I'm surprised you're not jealous of him.
我提到过他的主人吗？ Did I mention his owner
是那个红发的孩子 尼古拉斯 is that redheaded kid, Nicholas,
谁在学校总是挑你？ who's always picking on you at school?
那个在那个大白宫里五分五分的人 The one who fives in that big, white house.
好 我抓住你了 检查此 Okay. I got you. Check this.
嘿，泰德！你要球吗？ Hey, Ted! You want the ball?
去拿吧 Go get it.
是的，我知道了 Yeah, I get it.
我现在就拿了很有趣 I get it now. It is funny.
我不知道狗会笑 I didn't know dogs could laugh.
我们当然可以笑 Of course we can laugh.
是人们看不到我们表现力的面部的细微差异 It's people that can't see the subtle differences in our expressive faces.
检查它 这是我的笑脸 Check it. This is my laughing face.
我严肃的脸蛋 My serious face.
-我饥饿的脸 -哦，哇 - My hungry face. - Oh, wow.
我的"尽管有10，000年的驯化， My "despite 10,000 years of domestication,
我还是一个能用难以形容的暴力"脸"的野生动物 I'm still a wild animal capable of unspeakable violence" face.
-就像一张脸适合所有人 -邦珠，法国人 - It's like one face fits all. - Bonjour, Frenchie.
你看着小贝，蒙切里 You're lookin' trés bien, mon chérie.
-她说了什么？ -没有线索 - What'd she say? - No clue.
这就是我所知道的所有法国人 That was all the French I know.
坚持 她在这 Hang on. She's here.
-哦我 上帝 -我知道 - Oh. My. God. - I know.
这就是我一直告诉你的 That's what I've been telling you.
-她... -太棒了 - She's... - Stunning.
-是的，她... -在各方面都很特别 - Yes, and she's... - Extraordinary in every way.
-我知道她... -把你的呼吸带走 - I know. And she... - Takes your breath away.
-我知道 -那些大而漂亮的眼睛 - I know. - Those big, beautiful eyes.
-那个有光泽湿的鼻子 -什么？ - That shiny, wet nose. - What?
那头鼻子，上帝亲手雕刻的 That nose, hand-carved by God,
毫不费力地漂浮在杏浪的海洋中 floating effortlessly in a sea of apricot waves.
-你是说狗吗？ -你在说什么？ - Are you talking about the poodle? - Who are you talking about?
她左边的女孩！那是苏菲 The girl on her left! That's Sophie.
等等，苏菲？苏菲？ Wait, Sophie? The Sophie?
你想问跳舞的苏菲？ The Sophie you wanna ask to the dance Sophie?
是的 你认识她的狗吗？ Yes. You know her dog?
闻所未闻，无论她去过的地方 Smelled everywhere she's ever been.
现在，让我们失去束缚，满足女孩 Now, let's lose the leash and meet the girls.
好 Okay.
连泰德的尿都闻起来很帅！ Even Ted's pee smells handsome!
-我讨厌他 -我很紧张 - I hate him. - I'm nervous.
只是要面对你的恐惧！ Just gotta face your fears!
-你疯了吗？ -打扰一下？ - Are you insane? - Excuse me?
哦，不，不，不，不 Oh, no, no, no, no.
你很理智，完全理智 You're sane, totally sane.
好 好 Okay. Okay.
认识到她的理智是... Recognizing her sanity is...
没有错太可悲了 it's not wrong. It's pathetic.
现在，看看它是如何做到的，狗狗的风格 Now, check out how it's done, doggie style.
嘿，你是停车罚单吗？ Hey, are you a parking ticket?
因为你写得很好 Because you have fine written all over you.
温柔点！ Be gentle!
-不，我...你有地方要找的 -他很可怕 - No, I... you've somewhere to be. - He's very scary.
我明白了 I get it.
-他叫什么名字？ -这是亨利 - What's his name? - This is Henry.
-请她去舞会 -没有 - Ask her to the dance. - No.
-哦问她是否在星巴克工作 -别管它！ - Oh. Ask her if she works at Starbucks, - Stop it!
因为你喜欢她拿铁 because you like her a latte.
哦不 Oh, no.
她在蛇化他的腿 She's serpentining his legs.
他的长而运动的腿 His long, athletic legs.
我想吐 I wanna puke.
我们正在接收编码传输片段 We're receiving snippets of encoded transmissions.
流式传输它 Stream it.
是时候放弃一个了 It's time to drop one.
寻找目标 Seeking target.
- 获得的目标 -他们打算打什么？ - Target acquired. - What are they planning to hit?
-白宫 -哦，我的上帝 - The white house. - Oh, my God.
丢弃有效负载 Dropping payload.
没有什么比一个好的复仇大便 Nothing like a good revenge poop.
拿去，泰德 Take that, Ted.
嘿，奥利他们说复仇最好冷 Hey, Ollie. They say revenge is best served cold.
但我认为柔软和蒸汽要好得多 不是吗？ But I think soft and steaming is much better. Don't you?
你在干什么？ What're you doing?
不，不，不，不，不泰德住在这里 No, no, no, no, no. Ted lives here.
请离开它 Please leave it.
他回家时我想看他的脸 I wanna see his face when he comes home.
我的复仇！ My revenge!
我们已经能够追踪到起源点 We've been able to trace the point of origin,
黑客的 IP 和物理坐标 the IP and the physical coordinates of the hacker.
穆尼奥斯，卡伦，收拾你的包 Muñoz, Callen, pack your bags.
打包我们的包？ Pack our bags?
猎枪！ Shotgun!
嗯，嗯是的，我正在看它 Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking it over right now.
我们仍在和家人讨论... We're still talking it over with the family and...
嗯，我应该在星期六前回答你 well, I should have an answer to you by Saturday.
示例 9，058 为什么做狗比做人好 Example 9,058. Why being a dog is better than being a person.
狗不必有"非常严肃的电话交谈" Dogs don't have to have "a very serious phone conversation."
不，不是钱的问题，是我儿子的事 No, it's not about the money, it's about my son.
离他三个小时是个大决定 Moving three hours away from him is kind of a big decision.
等等，什么？ Wait, what?
嘿，嘿，奥利 Hey, hey, Ollie.
暂停虚拟，回到现实中来 Pause the virtual, come back to reality.
看看这个 Check this out.
我想我们有可能搬家了 I think there's a chance we might be moving.
嘿，艾尔，你看到那本小册子了吗，那个斯普林菲尔德的宣传册，那是我... Hey, El, did you see that brochure, that Springfield brochure that I was...
-我们要搬走吗？ -嗯... - Are we moving? - Um...
我们打算跟你谈谈 Uh, we were gonna talk to you about that.
我们哪儿也不去，好吗？ We're not going anywhere, okay?
爸爸刚在城里得到了一份工作 Daddy just got a job offer out of town.
爸爸，你要搬走？ So, Dad, you're moving away?
听着，我们还没决定什么 Look, we haven't decided anything for sure.
确实？那该决定什么？ For sure? Well, what's to decide about?
你们分手了吗？ Are you guys splitting up?
奥利，太复杂了 Ollie, it's complicated.
听着，我们会和你一起经历一切 Look, we're gonna go through everything with you.
不！我现在想知道 No! I wanna know now.
你是？ Are you?
你是？你是？！ Are you? Are you?!
你知道妈和我之间的事情并不完美 You know things haven't been perfect between your mom and I.
我以为你在做 I thought you were working on it.
我们.以前，我们是 只是有时候... We were, we are. It's just sometimes...
我不明白 我以为情况好转了 I don't understand. I thought things got better.
-他们.他们是 -听起来不是那样 - They were. They are. - It doesn't sound like that.
听着，我们还有几天时间来决定，好吗？ Look, we've got a few days to decide, okay?
我只是不想吓唬你，然后我们知道什么是真的 I just didn't wanna scare you before we knew what was real.
听起来挺真的！ It sounds pretty real to me!
我以为我们告诉了对方一切 I thought we told each other everything.
为什么必须改变？ Why did that have to change?
奥利！ Ollie!
奥利，我能进来吗？ Ollie, can I come in?
奥利，我们谈一下加油 Ollie, let's talk for a minute. Come on.
奥利，我们是一个团队我找到你的支持了 Ollie, we're a team. I got your back.
我知道这很可怕，令人困惑 Look, I know this is scary and confusing.
也适合我，伙计 It is for me too, buddy.
为什么我不知道？ Why didn't I know?
为什么没人告诉我？ Why didn't anyone tell me?
-这不公平 -你说得对，这不公平 - It's not fair. - You're right, it's not fair.
我应该告诉你的我们应该告诉你的 I should have told you. We should have told you.
但我们没有因为... But we didn't because...
我们不想在确切地知道之前告诉你... we didn't wanna tell you before we knew for sure exactly...
什么之前？ Before What?
在我醒来之前，我爸爸走了，我们不再是一家人了？ Before I woke up and my dad was gone, and we're not a family anymore?
-听着，我们永远是一家人 -不，我们不会的 - Look, we're always gonna be a family. - No, we won't.
是的，我们会的 一切都会好起来的，好吗？ Yes, we will. Everything is gonna work out, okay?
即使我住在另一栋房子里 Even if I live in a different house,
妈和我爱你比地球上任何东西都爱 your mom and I love you more than anything on planet Earth.
这是永远不会，永远不会改变 And that is never, ever gonna change.
我相信你相信，但是... I believe that you believe that, but...
我不确定我是否这样做 I'm not sure that I do.
溜溜了，好吗？ Scoot over, would you?
会没事的，孩子 It's gonna be fine, kid.
一切都会好起来的 Everything's gonna be okay.
你的脖子怎么了？ What's the matter with your neck?
我神经被夹住了 I got a pinched nerve.
毫米 Mm.
哦，我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
考伦！你疯了吗？ Callen! Are you insane?
你痛吗？ Are you in pain?
不，它不见了 No, it's gone.
你怎么 How did you...
我妈妈患有慢性背痛 Well, my mother suffered from chronic back pain.
它伤了我的心，所以我飞到中国，并参加了 It broke my heart, so I flew to China and attended
北京中医药大学 the Beijing University of Chinese Medicine.
你在北京上大学？ You went to university in Beijing?
嗯，我在上海花了将近一年的时间先学这门语言 Well, I'd spent almost a year in Shanghai learning the language first.
你会说中文吗？ You speak Chinese?
顺便说一下，我母亲已经25年没有疼痛了 My mother's been pain free for 25 years, by the way.
谢谢你的邀请 Thanks for asking.
亨利？我害怕 Henry? I'm scared.
我也是 Me too.
等等，我们害怕什么？ Wait, what are we scared about?
-离婚 -为什么那么糟？ - Divorce. - Why is that bad?
-说真的？ -是的 - Seriously? - Yeah.
狗没有离婚 Dogs don't have divorce.
我以前听过这个词，但我不明白这个概念 I've heard the word before, but I don't get the concept.
这是发生在一个家庭身上的最糟糕的事情 It's the worst thing that could happen to a family.
结束了 It's the end.
这意味着没有什么会永远一样 It means nothing will ever be the same.
等 他们会送我回商店吗？ Wait. Will they send me back to the store?
亨利，无论我在哪里，你都会在那里 Henry, no matter where I am, that's where you'll be.
因为最好的朋友团结在一起 Because best friends stick together.
等等，什么？ Wait, what?
-我是你最好的朋友？ -是的 - I'm your best friend? - Yeah.
你和我从六岁起就不可分割了 You and I have been inseparable since I was six.
-我们是一个团队 -哦！我们是最好的朋友！ - We're a team. - Oh! We are best friends!
你知道我等了多久才听到你这么说吗？ Do you know how long I have waited to hear you say that?
42年了嗯，42岁狗年 Forty-two years. Well, 42 in dog years.
但老狗说的是真的 But it is true what the old dogs say.
下半场是更好的半场！ The second half is the better half!
宇！哇 我该怎么跳这个高？友谊 Woo! Whoa. How do I jump this high? Friendship.
你 我，马诺一头大马 You. Me. Mano a mane.
-奥利，我们要救这个家庭 -怎么？ - Ollie, we are gonna save this family. - How?
你看到这个低过敏的尾巴了吗？ You see this hypoallergenic tail?
真的吗，奥利？你选择毁掉这样美好的时刻 Really, Ollie? You choose to ruin a nice moment like this
跟一个很糟糕的过敏笑话？ with a really bad allergy joke?
至少你可以有体面，以掩盖你的嘴像这样 At least you could have the decency to cover your mouth like this
这样你就不会传播任何细菌 so you don't spread any germs.
没有寒冷和流感的季节... There's no such thing as a cold-and-flu season...
-亨利？ -是吗？ - Henry? - Yeah?
拯救我们的家庭？ Saving our family?
哦 是的 好的，对的 Oh. Yeah. Okay, right.
正如我说的，看到这条尾巴了吗？瓦格不说谎 As I was saying, see this tail? Wag don't lie.
我总是很开心 你知道为什么会这样吗？ I'm always happy. You know why that is?
在你说这是因为我迷人和雄辩之前... And before you say it's because I'm charming and eloquent...
顺便说一下，谢谢 太甜蜜了 Thank you, by the way. That is so sweet.
-当然可以 -不是这样的 - Sure. - That's not it.
我总是很开心 I'm always happy
因为我可以在任何地方小便，这是真棒 because I can pee anywhere I want, which is awesome.
我的头上有一个屋顶，我有一个爱我的家庭 I got a roof over my head, and I got a family that loves me.
我还需要什么？ What else could I possibly need?
哦，哦！记得我们住在那间小房子里 Oh, oh! Remember when we lived in that tiny house
-爸爸有那辆被打败的房车？ -是的 - and Dad had that beat-up RV? - Yeah.
我们很高兴，因为我们拥有我们需要的一切... We were happy because we had everything we needed...
彼此 each other.
看，当人类长大后，他们开始专注于错误的事情 See, when humans grow up, they start to focus on the wrong things
忘记什么重要 and forget about what matters.
奥利，人生中最重要的两件事是什么？ Ollie, what are the two most important things in life?
-呃... -关门了！但错了 - Uh... - Close! But wrong.
爱与家庭 就是这样 Love and family. That's it.
很简单 狗很简单 It's simple. Dogs are simple.
我们不像人类那样把事情复杂化 We don't complicate things like humans do.
-你在说什么？ -真的吗？ - What are you saying? - Really?
你应该是聪明的 You're supposed to be the smart one.
我是说我们需要帮助爸爸妈妈 I'm saying we need to help Mom and Dad
回到那个小房子与殴打的房车 get back to that tiny house with the beat-up RV.
简朴的生活，幸福的生活 Simple life, happy life.
我们需要教爸爸妈妈如何像狗一样思考 We need to teach Mom and Dad how to think like a dog.
亨利！ Henry!
-太完美了 -我知道 - It's perfect. - I know.
-我爱你 亨利 -我很可爱 - I love you, Henry. - I'm loveable.
这行不通！我们要拯救我们的家庭 This is gonna work! We're gonna save our family.
嗨，可爱我给你做了你最喜欢的早餐 Hi, cutie. I made you your favorite breakfast.
-鸡蛋在洞里！ -你做了早餐？ - Eggs in a hole! - You made breakfast?
是的！ Yeah!
嘿，我在想也许今晚，放学后， Hey, I was thinking that maybe tonight, after school,
-我们可以出去看看... -今晚？ - we could go out and see... - Tonight?
我们从不在学校的夜晚出去 We never go out on a school night.
也许我们应该！ Maybe we should!
为什么你和爸爸不再相爱？ Why did you and Dad stop loving each other?
毫米 宝贝，我们确实彼此相爱... Mm... Baby, we do love each other...
那你为什么分手？ Then why are you splitting up?
很难解释 It's hard to explain.
奥利，我们是一个彼此相爱的家庭 Ollie, we are a family that loves each other.
没有什么能打破这种纽带 永远 Nothing can break that bond. Ever.
好 Okay.
-我爱你 -我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
-我不想迟到 -好的 - I don't wanna be late. - Okay.
-你能帮我存这个吗？ - 毫米 - Can you save this for me? - Mm-hmm.
-再见，宝贝 -再见，妈妈 - Bye, baby. - Bye, Mom.
-再见，亨利！ -再见，最好的朋友！ - Bye, Henry! - Bye, best friend!
如果你决定卖掉这栋房子 Well, if you do decide to sell this house,
你将看倍数 you will be looking at multiples.
卖掉这房子？我们头上的屋顶？ Sell this house? The roof over our head?
你认为也许我们应该稍微整理一下吗？ Well, do you think maybe we should spruce things up a little bit?
不，我不会担心的，艾伦 No, I wouldn't worry about that, Ellen.
-大多数人只会在室内 -什么，对不起？ - Most people will just gut the interior. - What, I'm sorry?
吃它？就像，扔掉我们在这里做的所有工作？ Gut it? Like, just throw away all the work that we've done here?
哦，是的，人们一直都在做！ Oh, yeah, people do it all the time!
人们喜欢新东西 People like new stuff.
嗯，我明白我必须咬 Well, I can see I'm gonna have to nip
这位女士的梦想，在萌芽的佣金 this lady's dream of a commission in the bud.
-奥利弗不知道？ -没有对他来说，这是很多要处理的 - So Oliver doesn't know? - No. It's a lot for him to handle.
这是很多我们都要处理和...她不在乎 It's a lot for all of us to handle and... She doesn't care.
-奥利弗？ -是吗？ - Oliver? - Yes?
嗨，奥利弗，我是布里奇特我和米尔斯先生一起工作 Hi, Oliver, I'm Bridget. I work with Mr. Mills.
-看看，就像大人一样 -很高兴见到你 - Look at that, just like a grown-up. - Nice to meet you.
我希望你不介意我把你从班上拉出来 I hope you don't mind I pulled you out of class.
不 米尔斯先生在这里吗？ No. Is Mr. Mills here?
几乎 但他确实想让我告诉你他对你的实验印象如何 Virtually. But he did want me to tell you how impressed he was with your experiment.
事实上，他说你提醒他，当他是你的年龄 In fact, he said that you reminded him of himself when he was your age.
-真的吗？他 -他有？ -他做到了 - Really? He-he did? - He did.
他想让我给你这个 He wanted me to give you this.
应该在大约八个月内上市 Should be hitting the market in about eight months.
上 On.
嘿，奥利弗 Hey, Oliver.
听着，我很抱歉我不能亲自给你这个 Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person,
但我即将在中国科技峰会上发表主题演讲 but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China.
所以，请接受我们最新的XM量子书与我的赞美 So, please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments.
记住，伟大的头脑需要伟大的工具 And remember, great minds need great tools.
-非常感谢 米尔斯先生 -奥利弗 - Thank you so much, Mr. Mills. - Oliver.
那是虚拟部分，记得吗？ That's the virtual part, remember?
哦，对了 谢谢 Oh, right. Thank you.
你有非凡的头脑，奥利弗 You have an extraordinary mind, Oliver.
谢谢，但我不能接受所有的功劳 Thanks, but I can't take all the credit.
我的朋友肖对电脑很聪明 My friend Xiao is crazy smart with computers.
真？告诉我关于他的事 Really? Tell me about him.
你好，肖 米尔斯先生在这里 Hello, Xiao. Mr. Mills here.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
我对你与奥利弗·里德的工作印象深刻 I've become quite impressed with the work you're doing with Oliver Reed
我想邀请你 and I'd like to virtually invite you
成为我在中国科技峰会的私人嘉宾 to be my personal guest at the Tech Summit in China.
请接受我们最新的XM量子书与我的赞美 Please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments.
米尔斯先生 Mr. Mills.
你是我的英雄 You are my hero.
你是我的超级英雄！ You are my super-hero!
哇！ Wow!
奥利 来，看看这个 Ollie. Here, check this.
-婚礼视频？ -是的，没错 - Wedding video? - Yep, that's right.
你从哪儿弄到的？ Where did you get this?
妈妈正在挖一些箱子 Mom was digging through some boxes
当她看到这个，她开始哭了 and when she saw this, she started to cry.
所以我觉得这很重要 So I figured it was important.
女士们，先生们，这是我的荣幸 Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great pleasure
首次以夫妻身份介绍 to introduce for the first time as husband and wife,
埃伦和卢卡斯·里德！ Ellen and Lukas Reed!
哎呀！你们为什么接吻？太恶心了 Ugh! Why do you guys kiss? It's gross.
你们为什么互相嗅探对方的对方？ Why do you guys sniff each other's butts?
-更恶心 -奥利... - It's grosser. - Ollie...
你为什么让一只嗅着的探着的小狗舔你的脸？ Why do you let a butt-sniffing dog lick your face?
顶上，笨蛋！ Top that, sucker!
好 都开玩笑了 Okay. All joking aside,
我强烈推荐对地嗅探的东西 I highly recommend the butt-sniffing thing.
你会惊讶于一个人能学到什么 You'd be surprised at what one can learn about a person
用一个快速的口哨声 with one quick whiff.
呵呵 这是什么歌？ Huh. What song is this?
妈妈说这是"他们的歌"，不管这意味着什么 Mom says it's "their song," whatever that means.
暂停 命中暂停 Pause. Hit pause.
-这就是外观！ -什么看？ - That's the look! - What look?
爱情的样子 The love look.
这是两个人真正相爱时共同的样子 It's the look two people share when they're truly in love.
等一下 Wait a second.
我们要提醒他们那种感觉！我们得唱那首歌！ We gotta remind them of that feeling! We gotta play them that song!
-让他们再次分享这个外观！ -怎么？ - And make them share that look again! - How?
哦！天才！奥利，舞会，明天晚上，对吗？ Oh! Genius! Ollie, the dance, it's tomorrow night, right?
-是的，但是我们怎么得到... -你长了一对，邀请苏菲， - Yeah, but how do we get them... - You grow a pair, invite Sophie,
保证爸爸妈妈会来 guarantee Mom and Dad are gonna show up.
你怎么这么聪明，亨利？ How'd you get so smart, Henry?
你闻到和我一样多的股子 You smell as many butts as I have,
你倾向于捡些东西 you tend to pick up a few things.
-哈！ -女士们，先生们 - Ha! - Ladies and gentlemen,
欢迎参加2019年中国科技峰会 welcome to the 2019 Tech Summit in China.
我很高兴介绍我们的主旨演讲， It is my pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker,
拉姆·米尔斯先生！ Mr. Ram Mills!
孔子 Confucius,
道教的创始人老泽 Lao-Tze, the founder of Taoism,
自然主义的创始人祖燕， Zou Yan, the founder of Naturalism,
赵门东，名单还在继续 Zhao Mendong, the list goes on and on.
所有这些伟大的头脑都有一个共同点 All these great minds had one thing in common.
他们都喜欢巧克力 They all loved chocolate.
对不起，对不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
他们有两个共同点 They had two things in common.
他们的想法源于身体、心灵和精神的完美契合 Their ideas were born out of the perfect alignment of body, mind and spirit.
1893年，亚历山大·格雷厄姆·贝尔说思想是形成的 In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said thoughts are formed
大脑受到电干扰 by electrical disturbances in the brain.
现在，想象一下，使用技术来放大这些想法 Now, imagine using technology to amplify those thoughts
在自我有机会操纵他们之前 before the ego has a chance to manipulate them.
想象一天能够提取 Imagine a day being able to extract
完美的对齐，思想的纯洁 that perfect alignment, that purity of thought.
女士们，先生们，那天不是昨天 Ladies and gentlemen, that day was not yesterday.
那天是今天！ That day is today!
我很抱歉 这比我想的要长得多 I'm so sorry. That took much longer than I thought.
我为了你的利益而投入了那些"思想的纯洁"的东西 I threw in that "purity of thought" stuff for your benefit.
先生？ Sir?
嗯，你和奥利弗·里德一起做的工作 Well, the work you're doing with Oliver Reed.
它将使人类毫不费力地不说话地交流 It'll enable mankind to effortlessly communicate without speaking.
这就是我第一次进入这个行业的原因 It's the reason I first got into this business.
我不确定我是否遵循 I'm not sure I follow.
我母亲在分娩时中风了 My mother had a stroke while giving birth.
我一直没有听到她的声音 I was never able to hear her voice.
所以，我有一个梦想，有一天，通过科学和技术， So, I've had a dream that one day, through science and technology,
我终于能听到她了 I'd finally be able to hear her,
了解她的想法，了解她的感受 understand her thoughts, understand her feelings.
虽然我的父母都很健康 Although both my parents are healthy,
他们就像沉默一样 they behave as if they were mute.
他们说话，但不沟通 They talk, but they don't communicate.
米尔斯先生 Mr. Mills.
如果你不说真话，有发言权有什么用？ What good is having a voice if you don't speak your truth?
感谢您分享 Thank you for sharing that.
你是一个聪明的年轻人，肖！ You are a bright young man, Xiao!
哦，谢谢你，先生 Oh, thank you, sir.
但我爸爸认为我在浪费我的生命 But my dad thinks I'm wasting my life.
哦，没关系耐心点 Oh, that's okay. Just be patient.
人们需要一段时间才能理解一个有远见的人 Takes a while for people to understand a visionary.
相信我 他会来的 Trust me. He'll come around.
-我能给你一条建议吗？ -当然！ - Can I give you one piece of advice? - Of course!
不要与任何人分享你的想法 Don't share your ideas with anyone.
和任何人在一起 With anyone.
十二年前，我告诉我的朋友史蒂夫 Twelve years ago, I told my friend Steve
关于我发明的这款手机，也能播放音乐 about this phone that I invented that can also play music.
我们都知道发生了什么 We both know what happened with that.
我可以向你保证，现在有人在看着你 I can assure you, there are people watching you right now.
为什么？为什么是我？ Why? Why me?
因为你要震撼世界！ Because you're about to shake up the world!
你需要任何东西，你只来找我 You need anything, you only come to me.
我有几十亿美元的资源 I've got a couple of billion dollars' worth of resources.
你所要做的就是问 答应我一件事 All you have to do is ask. Just promise me one thing.
答案是肯定的 Of course.
继续做你正在做的事情 Keep doing what you're doing,
所以没有别的孩子会遭受我们那样的痛苦 so no other child will have to suffer the way we did.
嘿，米尔斯先生，是你！米尔斯先生！ Hey, Mr. Mills, it's you! Mr. Mills!
苏菲？ Sophie?
没有什么比享受贵公司的快乐更让我高兴的了... Nothing would make me happier than having the pleasure of your company...
削减！哎呀！ Cut! Ugh!
你觉得怎么样？ How did that feel to you?
法国人觉得，我同意，只是听起来不像你 Frenchie feels, and I agree, it just didn't sound like you.
感觉衍生物 让我们再次运行它 Felt derivative. Let's run it again.
-我不能这么做 -不能做什么，奥利？ - I can't do this. - Can't do What, Ollie?
拯救我们的家庭？ Save our family?
你知道吗？让我们忘记我整个辉煌的计划 You know What? Let's just forget my entire brilliant plan
因为你太紧张了，不能和女孩说话 because you're too nervous to talk to a girl.
听起来不错吧？这是包装，大家！ Sound good? That's a wrap, everyone!
你还有一天时间请苏菲去舞会 You've got one more day to ask Sophie to the dance.
我相信你 I believe in you.
-你已经准备好脱了 -你觉得呢？ - You are ready to go off-leash. - You think?
我知道 还有一件事我知道 I know. And there's another thing I know.
那是支票，苏卡！ That's checkmate, sucka!
所有这些胜利都让我渴了！ All this winning makes me thirsty!
-我打过你吗？ -在象棋？不 - Have I ever beaten you? - At chess? No.
在100码的破折号上？再次，不 At the 100 yard dash? Again, no.
但我肯定...哦，等一下仍然口渴 But I'm sure there must be... Oh, hang on. Still thirsty.
一定有些东西是人类比狗更擅长的东西 There must be something that humans are better at than dogs.
哦！有没有竞赛，看看谁有最坏的气味？ Oh! Are there any contests to see who has the worst sense of smell?
你们会为此而自找的 You guys would be shoo-ins for that.
现在，听着从明天开始，你说出你的感受 Now, listen. Starting tomorrow, you say what you feel
你发自内心地说话，不管怎样 and you speak from your heart, no matter what.
好 Okay.
我保证，如果你这样做，苏菲会答应的， I promise, if you do that, Sophie will say yes,
妈妈和爸爸会来，瞧！让他们听到你吠叫！ Mom and Dad will show up, and voilà! Let them hear you bark!
这房子太小了，我得把头伸出来改变主意 This house is so small, I gotta stick my head out to change my mind.
-我们会解决的 -别说要修狗 - We'll fix that. - Don't say fix to a dog.
不酷 Not cool.
嘿！ Hey!
我刚和米尔斯见过面 I've just met with Mills.
我害怕人们知道我们的卫星连接 I'm scared people know about our satellite connection.
-谁知道呢？ -不确定 - Who knows? - Not sure.
但米尔斯警告我要非常小心 But Mills warned me to be very, very careful.
我们需要关闭链接 We need to shut down the link.
-不，我们不能 -我们必须！ - No, we can't. - We have to!
我的父母正在决定他们两天后是否会分手 My parents are deciding if they're gonna split up or not in two days.
我需要亨利帮我解决这个问题 I need Henry to help me fix this.
亨利？他怎么能帮忙？ Henry? How can he help?
大人很复杂，但亨利很简单 Adults are complicated, but Henry's simple.
你的脸很简单 Your face is simple.
我只是说他有一个简单的人生观 I just mean he has a simple view of life,
更好的视图 肖，求你了 a better View. Xiao, please.
我不能让我的家人分开 I can't let my family split up.
求你，只需24小时 Please, just 24 hours
然后我保证我会做出正确的 and then I promise I'll make this right.
我会承认的我会尽我所能 I'll confess. I'll do whatever I need to.
你有一天，但就到这个地 You've got one day, but that's it.
所以这栋房子不是正式上市的 So this house isn't officially on the market,
但我知道人们，这些人正在离婚 but I know people, and these people are getting a divorce.
这房子可能是你的！ This house could be yours!
那是个好消息！ That's great news!
-亲爱的，你没事吧？ -哦，天哪！ - Honey, are you okay? - Oh, my gosh!
我希望没有难受的感觉 No hard feelings, I hope.
这不是个人问题 划伤，这完全是个人的事情 It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it's totally personal.
-你没事吧？ -她很好她很好 - Are you okay? - She's fine. She's fine.
好吧，很好等你看见这个厨房 Okay, great. Wait 'til you see this kitchen.
太神奇了真的很漂亮 It's amazing. It's really beautiful.
嗯，那好吧 Well.
-那是什么味道？ -什么味道？ - What is that smell? - What smell?
这就是零佣金的味道 That's the smell of zero commission.
哦，那味道 Oh, that smell.
哎呀！ Ugh!
那是厨房很漂亮吧？太亮了... Well, that's the kitchen. Isn't it pretty? It's bright...
你想看后院吗？ Do you wanna see the backyard?
他们还在厨房里 Well, they're still in the kitchen.
嘿，你还记得奥利骑自行车的时候吗？ Hey, do you remember that time Ollie was riding his bike
他摔了下来，摔了膝盖？ and he fell off and he banged up his knee?
是的 记得他说什么吗？他说，"我不会哭的！ Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, "I'm not gonna cry!"
他是个坚强的孩子 He was a tough kid.
还是. Still is.
告诉我他会没事的 Tell me that he's gonna be okay.
他会没事的 He's gonna be fine.
好？我们只是像我们一样一直爱他 Okay? We're just gonna keep loving him just like we always have.
不管怎样 No matter What.
对不起，艾伦 我只是... I'm sorry, Ellen, I just...
我觉得我本可以做得更好 I feel like I could've done better.
我们俩都可以 We both could have.
我爱你 I love you.
等！等！ Wait! Wait!
不 不！我忘了把我的名片给你！ No, no! I forgot to give you my card!
什么光通过那边的窗户打破？ What light through yonder window breaks?
是东方... It is the east and...
奥利弗，别忘了这个角色的名字是朱丽叶，不是苏菲 Oliver, don't forget the character's name is Juliet, not Sophie.
我告诉你吧你可以说实际的话， I tell you what. You could say the actual words,
或脱口而出你在想什么 or blurt out whatever you're thinking.
好 这就是我所想的 Okay. Here's what I'm thinking.
你们有多少人懂这出戏？ How many of you understand this play?
-我是说，真的要了解吗？ -没有 - I mean, really get it? - No.
你明白吗？ Do you understand it?
-我当然有我在教它 -是吗？ - Of course I do. I'm teaching it. - Are you?
哦！ Oh!
我不认为这里的任何人真的明白了 I don't think anyone here really gets it.
嗯，这些材料可能对你更有意义 Well, the material might have more meaning to you
如果你花时间去实际研究它 if you took the time to actually study it.
或者，如果你花时间去解释它 Or if you took the time to actually explain it.
你知道，教给我们因此，我们可以理解它的意义 You know, teach it to us. So we can appreciate its meaning.
-我要继续吗？ -我想的在校长的办公室里 - Shall I continue? - I think so. In the principal's office.
-好吧，奥利弗！ -走，奥利弗！ - All right, Oliver! - Go, Oliver!
是的！ Yeah!
等！ Wait!
-我们的封面是什么？ -我拿到这个了 - What's our cover? - I got this.
-跟着我走 -什么？ - Just follow my lead. - What?
你好！你一定是先生和夫人...男性？ Hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs... Masculine?
-我发音正确吗？ -关了！ - Did I pronounce that correctly? - Close!
我叫拜拉伦·马斯库利诺 My name is Bailarín Masculino.
这是我的妻子，动物植物 And this is my wife, Fauna Flora.
她不会说英语，但她是一个舞者 She does not speak English, but she is a dancer.
当她跳舞时，她会说爱的语言 And when she dances, she speaks the language of love.
文加·阿奎 Venga aquí.
哦，好吧 Oh, okay.
这是他们儿子的房间 So, this is their son's room.
如果有一个婴儿舞者的房间，这将是它 If there was ever a room for a baby dancer, this would be it.
分散她的注意力我会做反驳的 Distract her. I'll do recon.
我妻子，她喜欢这所房子 My wife, she love the house.
我必须和你谈谈 I must speak with you.
奥利弗！奥利弗！ Oliver! Oliver!
这是我见过的最令人惊奇的事情 That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
-你怎么了？ -我不知道 - What's gotten into you? - I don't know.
我想我只是想说一下我真正想的 I guess I just wanted to say what I was really thinking for once.
嗯，你应该更经常地做，因为每个人都在谈论它 Well, you should do it more often, because everybody's talking about it.
-说真的？ -你在开玩笑吗？ - Seriously? - Are you kidding me?
你就像个传奇人物！并且会有溢出的可信度 You're like a legend! And there will be spillover cred.
我会在你身边，所以你的溢出物会洒到我身上 And I'll be by your side, so your spillover will spill over to me
嗨，李，嘿，奥利弗 Hi, Li. Hey, Oliver.
李是我你知道我的名字吗？ Li's me. You know my name?
答案是肯定的 你在课堂上扮演朱丽叶 Of course. You played Juliet in class.
它正在发生 已经发生了！ It's happening. It's already happening!
漏油是真的！ The spillage is real!
再见，李 See you later, Li.
奥利弗，你在课堂上说的话正是我一直在想的 Oliver, what you said in class is exactly what I've been thinking.
那真是太勇敢了 That was really brave.
好了，得走了 Well, gotta go.
-苏菲？ -是的，奥利？ - Sophie? - Yes, Ollie?
苏菲 Sophie...
请你和我一起去跳舞好吗？ would you please go to the dance with me?
我很乐意 I would love to.
今晚见，罗密欧 See you tonight, Romeo.
嘿，奥利弗你有时间吗？ Hey, Oliver. You got a minute?
我想 I guess.
尼古拉斯付钱让我把你的实验付罐 Nicholas paid me to tank your experiment.
-说真的？ -是的听着，伙计 - Seriously? - Yeah. Listen, man.
自从博览会以来，我感觉自己就像废话 I've felt like crap since the fair.
然后你站起身来后，沙基女士， And then after you stood up to Ms. Shackley,
伙计，你应该知道真相 well, dude, you deserve to know the truth.
谢谢 Thanks.
你要告诉尼古拉斯我跟你说的了吗？ Are you gonna tell Nicholas that I told you?
不 不会很酷的，是吗？ Nope. It wouldn't be cool, would it?
在舞会上见，伙计 See you at the dance, man.
是的，你会的 Yes, you will.
-你想和我谈谈吗？ -是的 - So, you wanted to talk to me? - Yes.
你的眼睛，他们是如此悲伤 Your eyes, they are so sad
因为你没有被爱过 because you have not been loved
像你这样的天使应该被爱的方式 the way an angel like you should be loved.
好 Okay...
别说话别想 Don't speak. Don't think.
遵循 Follow.
这东西会打开吗？ Does this thing turn on?
嘿，奥利弗 Hey, Oliver.
听着，我很抱歉我不能亲自给你这个 Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person,
但我即将在中国科技峰会上发表主题演讲 but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China.
-不错 -亲爱的，该走了 - Nice. - Honey, it's time to go.
-哦 -等等 - Oh. - Wait.
-我以为她不会说英语！ -她学得很快！漂亮的房子！ - I thought she didn't speak English! - She's a fast learner! Nice house!
等！我忘了把我的名片给你！ Wait! I forgot to give you my card!
从北京的屋顶到阿拉斯加湾的石油钻井平台 From a rooftop in Beijing to an oil rig in the Alaskan Gulf,
我们受对知识的渴望所束缚 we are bound by the thirst for knowledge.
米尔斯实验室的新XM量子书 Mills Lab's new XM Quantum Book
将让你访问任何你能想象得快的东西... will give you access to anything you can imagine faster than...
比你想象的要快 well, faster than you can imagine it.
削减！ Cut!
哦，肖 Oh, Xiao.
哦，老大！ Oh, man!
这太酷了 This was so freaking cool.
-很高兴见到你 -我也是 - Well, I am so glad to see you. - Me, too.
告诉我，你当自行车送货男孩多久了？ Tell me, how long have you been a bicycle delivery boy?
你怎么知道的？ How did you know that?
我知道什么加油 I know stuff. Come on.
你说得对，亨利 You were so right, Henry.
我做了你说的话 I did what you said.
在课堂上，我发自内心地说，感觉棒极了！ In class, I spoke from the heart, and it felt amazing!
-嗯，嗯 -我从没感觉到这个长大 - Well, duh. - I've never felt this-this grown up.
很快你就会剃须，开车，亲吻女孩... Pretty soon you'll be shaving, driving, kissing girls...
还是粗的 Still gross.
哦！亨利 呃... Oh! Henry, um...
当你说狗没有离婚时 when you said dogs don't have divorce,
-他们有婚姻吗？ -没有官方 - do they have marriage? - Nothing official.
我们做更多的普通法的事情 We do more of a common law thing.
-家人呢？ -我们拥有的家庭，还有爱 - What about family? - Family we have, and love we have.
但是，一旦你是家庭，你总是一家人 But once you're family, you are always family.
这永远不会改变 And that never changes.
好的，流行测验生活中最重要的两件事是什么？ Okay, pop quiz. What are the two most important things in life?
爱与家庭 哦！ Love and family. Oh!
和小便，无论你想要什么，这是真棒 And peeing Wherever you want, which is awesome.
-你真的吗？ -哦，我的上帝 - Do you actually? - Oh, my God.
-你在耍我吗？ -它的工作原理 - Are you messing With me? - It works.
这不是真的意义 That doesn't really make sense.
那么，你准备好了吗？ So, you ready for this?
你要得到'租金到舞蹈？ You gonna get the 'rents to the dance?
是的 两者同时 Yep. Both at the same time.
他们马上9点半就来 They'll be coming at exactly 9:30.
DJ在船上？他会把这首歌整理起来，准备演奏吗？ And the DJ's on board? He'll have the song cued up and ready to play?
-完成 -令人印象深刻 - Done. - Impressive.
奥利弗·里德，你已经准备好过上了生活！ Oliver Reed, you are ready to live off-leash!
谢谢 亨利我也爱你 Thanks, Henry. I love you, too.
现在，如果你想看尖锐的舞蹈， Now, if you wanna look sharp for the dance,
你去与点美味的蓝色数字 you go with that tasty blue number with the dots.
-你是说这个？ -宾果 - You mean this one? - Bingo.
斯蒂林 Stylin'.
你知道，我喜欢你的国家的事情之一 You know, one of the things that I love about your country
是你们可以使用应用程序支付一切 is you guys can use an app to pay for everything.
-是的... -你甚至不需要现金 - Yeah... - You don't even need to use cash.
你能告诉我这是怎么回事吗？ Can you show me how that works, please?
确定 很简单 Sure. It's simple.
你只需要... You just need to...
这是怎麽？ What is this?
你做了什么？ What did you do?
没什么 听着，我比任何人都知道它开始有多难 It's nothing. Look, I more than anyone know how difficult it is starting out.
我只是想让你更容易一点 I just wanted to make it a little easier for you.
米尔斯先生，我不知道该说什么 Mr. Mills, I don't know what to say.
当你和奥利弗实现你的目标，你将不必说什么 When you and Oliver achieve your goal, you won't have to say anything.
我早就知道你在想什么了 I'll already know what you're thinking.
先生，没有奥利弗，这一切都是不可能的 Sir, without Oliver, none of this could be possible.
奥利弗为他的家人创造了这项技术 Oliver created this technology for his family.
你不能买 You cannot buy that.
对不起 Excuse me.
-布里奇特去 -先生，它有效是真的 - Bridget. Go. - Sir, it works. It's real.
我不知道怎么做，但他做到了 I don't know how, but he did it.
你知道... Do you know what it'd mean if...
当我拿到这项技术的时候？ when I get my hands on this technology?
你会再找一个岛吗？更大的游艇？ You'll get another island? A bigger yacht?
哦，简单，简单，布里奇特 Oh, simple, simple, Bridget.
这一次，试着像天才一样思考 For once, just try to think like a genius.
有了这项技术， With this technology,
我会确切地知道我的竞争对手在想什么 I'll know exactly what my competitors are thinking.
每一个绝妙的主意都将是我的 Every brilliant idea will be mine.
我会垄断知识 I'll have a monopoly on knowledge.
先生，那确实有一个漂亮的戒指 Sir, that-that does have a nice ring to it.
好吧，我要给奥利弗和他说话的狗一次小访问 Okay, I'm going to have to pay Oliver and his talking dog a little visit.
哦，干得好，简单的布里奇特 Oh, and good job, simple Bridget.
期待一些特别的东西，你的奖金今年 Expect something special for your bonus this year.
如何'布米尔斯实验室？毫米？ How 'bout Mills Labs? Mm?
-是吗？ -伟大的雷肯，穆尼奥斯 - Yes? - Great recon, Muñoz.
那台笔记本电脑被证明是无价的 That laptop's proved invaluable.
谢谢你，先生 Thank you, sir.
英特尔已通知我们 Intel have informed us
米尔斯已经转移了100，000美元 that Mills has transferred $100,000
进入北京一家潜在操作人员的银行账户 into the bank account of a potential operative in Beijing.
联邦调查局已经接到通知了 The FBI have been notified.
工作不错，穆尼奥斯 Good work, Muñoz.
这是否意味着我们有佐证？ Does this mean we have corroboration?
我们有确凿的 We have corroboration.
这是杰森·伯恩的东西，我是马特·达蒙！ This is Jason Bourne stuff, and I'm Matt Damon!
你就这么认为 That's so you.
让位给整个包！ Make way for the total package!
大脑，个性，和好看！ Brains, personality, and good looks!
哦，还有奥利 Oh, and Ollie, too.
-哇，你看起来真可爱！ -哇！看看你！ - Wow, you look cute! - Whoa! Look at you!
-有人很帅 -谢谢 - Somebody's handsome. - Thanks.
-你不觉得我看起来有点... -漂亮？ - You don't think I look a little... - Gorgeous?
-不，只是... -不可抗拒？ - No, just kinda... - Irresistible?
这就是我要找的 Well, that is what I'm going for.
哦！ Oh!
你知道你总是说我们可以学到这么多 You know how you always say that we can learn so much
从观察别人的行为？ from observing someone else's behavior?
-是的毫米 -是的 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
我想我们可以从观察亨利中学到很多东西 I think we can learn a lot from observing Henry.
也许不是现在 Maybe not right now.
哦，请稍加隐私 Oh, a little privacy, please.
但是，你难道没有注意到他看起来一直很开心吗？ But, haven't you noticed how he seems happy, like, all the time?
狗总是看起来快乐 Dogs always seem happy.
-因为他们是！ -因为他们是！ - Because they are! - Because they are!
-金克斯 -金克斯 - Jinx. - Jinx.
什么？厄运？ What? Jinx?
亨利和我只是在说话 Henry and I were just talking.
-压缩它 -他回话了？ - Zip it. - And he talked back?
尼克斯 -奈在艾金泰 Nix-nay on the alking-tay.
记得？犯罪精神？ Remember? Criminally insane?
没关系 关键是，他们很快乐 Never mind. The point is, they're happy
因为他们欣赏生活中简单的事情 because they appreciate the simple things in life.
重要的事情，如爱情和家庭 The important things, like love and family.
它们不会使生活复杂化 They don't complicate life the way people do.
我印象深刻 I am impressive.
我能欣赏到这种感情，奥利 I can appreciate the sentiment, Ollie,
但当你变老时，生活就不是那么简单了 but when you get older, life just isn't that simple.
-但可以 -卖掉它，我弟弟 - But it can be. - Sell it, my brother.
看，人们总是忙着寻找更好的生活， See, people are always so busy searching for a better life,
他们忘记了他们已有的伟大的 they forget about the great one they already have.
哦！看看我在床底下发现了什么 Oh! Look what I found under my bed.
我们在那件事上做了一些很棒的旅行 We had some great trips in that thing.
我不想为舞会迟到 Well, I don't wanna be late for the dance.
你更亲近了 You're a closer.
等等，宝贝，你想搭便车吗？ Wait, baby, do you want a ride?
妈妈，有六个街区我宁愿走 Mom, it's six blocks. I'd rather walk.
另外，我可以利用时间在情感上准备我的... Plus, I could use the time emotionally preparing for my...
-日期 -轰！搞定了！ - date. - Boom! Nailed it!
-什么？ -什么时候发生的？ - What? - When did that happen?
-今天早些时候 -谁是幸运的女孩？ - Earlier today. - Who's the lucky girl?
她叫苏菲得到这个... Her name's Sophie. And get this...
她喜欢我 she likes me for me.
是的 我的意思是 Well, yeah. I mean...
我不想迟到 我听到女孩喜欢守时 I don't wanna be late. I hear girls like punctuality.
你知道他们还喜欢什么吗？自信的舞者 You know what else they like? Confident dancers.
爸爸，不，请停止 Dad, no, please, please stop.
就在那里，这让我为成为一只狗而自豪 That, right there, that makes me proud to be a dog.
-我永远不会看到 -哦，上帝 - I will never unsee that. - Oh, God.
-我只是告诉你 -我知道了 - I'm just telling you. - I get it.
-我真的应该去 -好吧，热拍 - I should really go. - All right, hotshot.
-打电话给我，我来接你 -或者我 - Call me and I'll come get you. - Or me.
-你知道，不管你想要什么 -只是...给我打电话 - You know, whatever you want. - Just... call me.
-好的 -我在这里的工作完成了 - Okay. - My work here is finished.
-我爱你们 -我也爱你 - I love you guys. - I love you, too.
-我爱你 -亨利，来吧 - I love you. - Henry, come on.
奥利，亲小费不要像爸爸那样跳舞 Ollie, pro tip. Don't dance like Dad.
-我们组成一支好球队，亨利 -这是最好的朋友滚的方式 - We make a good team, Henry. - It's how best friends roll.
那是菲尔博士，塞萨尔·米伦式的东西 That was some Dr. Phil, Cesar Millan-type stuff.
这些智慧从何而来？ Where did all that wisdom come from?
你，亨利！你！ You, Henry! You!
是的，我知道 只需办理登机手续 " Right, I know. Just checkin'.
有趣的是，你的生活在两天内就能改变 It's funny how your life can change in just two days.
-嘿，你是谁？ -不！ - Hey, who are you? - No!
-让他走！奥利！ -嘿！ - Let him go! Ollie! - Hey!
放开我！发生了什么事情？ Let me go! What's happening?
让我们出去！马上就出去吧！ Let us out! Let us out right now!
马上！ Right now!
你很幸运我没有咬你 You're lucky I didn't bite you.
-米尔斯先生？ -很高兴再次见到你，奥利弗 - Mr. Mills? - Nice to see you again, Oliver.
哦，看这里 Oh, looky here.
偏心的亿万富翁懒洋洋地躺在飞机机库里 Eccentric billionaire lounging in an airplane hangar.
一个诱人的邦德女孩？一点也不奇怪！ An alluring Bond girl? Not weird at all!
-你在这里干什么？ -费里洛绑架 - What are you doing here? - Felony kidnapping.
我想和你谈谈你的技术 I wanted to talk to you about your technology.
你饿了吗？ Are you hungry?
等 什么？没人说会有零食 Wait. What? No one said there'd be snacks.
不，事实上，我必须去... No, actually, I have to get to...
学校舞会是的 我知道 阿赫姆 School dance. Yeah. I know. Ahem.
你怎么知道的？ How did you know that?
我知道什么 I know stuff.
你为什么... Why are you...?
奥利，穿TJMaxx西装的家伙有枪 Ollie, the guy in the TJ Maxx suit has a gun.
-真的吗？ -我可能错了 - Really? - I may be wrong.
可能是男装馆 It could be Men's Wearhouse.
我想我可以破门而去寻求帮助 I think I can make a break for the door and go get help.
让我知道什么时候我们不想把他们小费 Just let me know when. We don't wanna tip them off,
所以也许你可以给我一些微妙的迹象 so maybe you can give me some kind of subtle sign.
也许你可以划伤你的肘部或触摸你的鼻子，摆动... Maybe you could scratch your elbow or touch your nose, wiggle...
-现在！ -行得通再见！ - Now! - That works. Bye!
-抓住狗！ -亨利！ - Get the dog! - Henry!
亨利，走！运行！ Henry, go! Run!
别杀他！ Don't kill him!
-我需要他！ -亨利！ - I need him! - Henry!
-移动！ -亨利，快跑！ - Move! - Henry, run!
移动！ Move!
你确定你不饿吗？ You sure you're not hungry?
孩子，我希望飞机库离家更近！ Boy, I wish that airplane hangar was closer to home!
宇！我真的需要有氧运动 Woo! I really need to up my cardio.
好吧，这太大了这是一个大而严重的情况 Okay, this is big. This is a big, serious situation
我不能单独做 and I can't do it alone.
我需要帮助 我需要一两只狗 I need help. I need a dog, or two.
我需要三个做...我需要一切...我需要我的狗！ I need three do... I need all... I need my dogs!
法兰西！将马卡龙掉落两秒钟 Frenchie! Drop the macaroons for two seconds
来到窗口 and come to the window.
我的人有麻烦了，我需要你的帮助来救他 My human's in trouble and I need your help to save him.
我怎么知道？ How should I know?
这是你的房子试试后门！ It's your house. Try the back door!
亨利 他是你最好的朋友 Henry, he's your best friend.
你必须愿意做任何事情来拯救他 You have to be willing to do anything to save him.
什么 甚至这个 Anything. Even this.
泰德！我能和你谈谈吗？ Ted! Can I talk to you for a second?
这很重要！ It's important!
好吧，我的人有麻烦了，我需要你的帮助 Okay, my human is in trouble and I need your help.
哦，不知道你有一个很棒的聚会 Oh, didn't know you were having an awesome party.
我不在乎！ I don't care!
闭嘴！我需要你的帮助！ Shut up! I need your help!
30秒内在拐角处见我 请 Meet me around the corner in 30 seconds. Please.
乐事！ Skittles!
斯基特尔斯，我是亨利！是时候了 Skittles, it's Henry! It's go time.
我现在需要你的帮助！ I need your help now!
加油 奥利不会救自己的 Come on. Ollie's not gonna save himself.
坐 Sit.
嘿 是否有人有刺痛、灼热的疼痛 Hey. Does anyone have a stinging, searing pain
就像闪电穿过你的脊柱 that is like lightning through your spine
它在烹饪你的后个季度？ and it's cooking your hind quarters?
是的，我也不是 Yeah, me neither.
你好？ Hello?
你好？你能听到我说话吗？ Hello? Can you hear me?
任何人？你好？我叫肖 Anyone? Hello? My name is Xiao.
三天前，我侵入了第6号，我很抱歉 Three days ago, I hacked into Indium 6, and I'm very sorry.
我告诉你，因为我觉得我的朋友奥利弗·里德有麻烦了 I'm telling you this 'cause I think my friend, Oliver Reed, is in trouble.
拉姆·米尔斯先生追求奥利弗的技术 Mr. Ram Mills is after Oliver's technology.
我担心奥利弗的安全 I fear for Oliver's safety.
我要寄给你奥利弗技术的坐标... I'm going to send you the coordinates of a piece of Oliver's technology...
GPS狗领 a GPS dog collar.
如果你跟踪衣领，你就会找到米尔斯先生 If you track the collar, you'll find Mr. Mills.
你以为你认识我吗？嗯？ You think you know me? Huh?
你不知道 You have no idea.
看着我 Look at me.
我会不惜一切代价去获取这项技术 I would do anything to acquire this technology.
什么 Anything.
所以现在... So now...
告诉我你是怎么做的 Ttell me how you did it.
不再运行 就是这样 Never running again. This is it.
今天之后，我到处走 After today, I walk everywhere.
来吧，有一个后门 Come on, there's a rear entrance this way.
起床！ Get up!
亨利！ Henry!
你认为你愚蠢的小动物会救你吗？ You think your stupid little animal is gonna save you?
嗯？ Huh?
伙计们，伙计们，伙计们！好了，好吧！ Guys, guys, guys! All right, all right!
够了！够了！ That's enough! That's enough!
老兄被困住了 Dude's trapped.
他逃不掉，他知道 He can't escape, and he knows it.
伟大的工作，大家 Great work, everybody.
现在，只要抱着他在那里，而我去和奥利说话 Now just hold him there while I go talk to Ollie.
奥利，去跳舞吧 Ollie, go to the dance.
泰德和我会对付这个傻瓜的 Ted and I will handle this fool.
-你不会... -杀了他？不 - You're not gonna... - Kill him? No.
也许一万五千年前，当我们是狼的时候 Maybe 15,000 years ago, when we were wolves.
但是我们现在被驯化了我们要羞辱他 But we're domesticated now. We're gonna humiliate him.
-你很酷吗？ -事实上，是的 - You cool With that? - Actually, yes.
酷 坚持这个计划 Cool. Stick to the plan.
苏菲，父母，歌 Sophie, parents, song.
-你拿到了这个 -好的 - You got this. - Okay.
-谢谢 亨利 -走 - Thanks, Henry. - Go.
我20分钟后就到！ I'll be there in 20 minutes!
只有两条腿，那孩子快！ For only two legs, that kid is fast!
你看什么？ What are you looking at?
往外看！ Look away!
你在哪里，你这个恶心的动物？ Where are you, you disgusting animal?
你敢想它吗？你敢！ Don't you dare think of it. Don't you dare!
拿一口，屁脸！ Take a whiff of that, fart face!
奥利！ Ollie!
苏菲！ Sophie!
-你来了！你没事吧？ -我想的 - You came! Are you okay? - I think so.
我刚被米尔斯先生绑架了他掐住了我 I just got kidnapped by Mr. Mills. He was choking me,
和泰德，亨利和其他一群狗进来 and Ted, Henry and a bunch of other dogs came in
他们救了我 and they rescued me.
奥利弗，你真有趣我喜欢 Oliver, you are so funny. I love it.
我不是在开玩笑 I'm not joking.
卡伦，穆尼奥斯 Callen, Muñoz.
我们与黑客有过直接的卫星视频联系 We've had direct satellite video contact with the hacker.
我们信任他作为盟友 We're trusting him as an ally.
向您发送米尔斯的坐标 Sending you the coordinates of Mills.
他要去学校，也许是为了找奥利弗或狗 He's heading to the school, maybe to get Oliver or the dog.
马上把他和男孩带进来 Bring in him and the boy immediately.
记住，贝莉，计划是让我们找到奥利和苏菲 Remember, Belle, the plan is for us to find Ollie and Sophie
然后 继续寻找父母 and then... go on the lookout for the parents.
我不明白你已经讲了这个笑话了 I don't get it. You told this joke already.
这不是玩笑米尔斯先生... It's not a joke. Mr. Mills...
-是个坏蛋... -奥利奥利 - Is a bad, bad man... - Ollie. Ollie.
你应该看到泰德他很棒 You should've seen Ted. He was awesome.
-亨利！ -首先他坐在米尔斯先生身上 - Henry! - First he sat on Mr. Mills,
-然后... -你失去了衣领！ - and then... - You lost your collar!
等等，什么？你听不见我说话？哦，我们以后再处理一下 Wait, what? You can't hear me? Oh, let's deal with that later.
我们去为爸爸妈妈看 We're gonna go watch for Mom and Dad.
和会说话的狗谈够了我们跳舞吧 Enough with the talking dogs. Let's dance.
好 Okay.
嘿，奥利 Hey, Ollie.
哦，你一定是苏菲 Oh, you must be Sophie.
我听说过很多关于你的事 I have heard so much about you.
妈妈！ Mom!
没事的，奥利弗我们都有父母 It's okay, Oliver. We all have parents.
妈妈来了非常好 现在我们需要的只是爸爸 Mom's here. Excellent. Now all we need is Dad.
奥利，这舞蹈太棒了！ Ollie, this dance is amazing!
你确定要回家吗？ Are you sure you wanna go home?
任何时刻，爸爸都会进入他的大入口 Any moment now, Dad's gonna make his grand entrance,
他的英雄时刻 his hero moment,
他的铁人从天而降，飞入战斗， his Iron Man drop-in-from-the-sky, flying-into-battle,
准备打坏人！ ready to beat up the bad guys!
或者不是 Or not.
耶兹，是锡塞尔，卢卡斯，不是铁丝网 Jeez, it's tinsel, Lukas, not barbed wire.
跟我来 Come with me.
现在！ Now!
现在我们的爪子已经了，我的朋友 It's out of our paws now, my friend.
你愿意和我一起跳舞吗？ Will you dance with me?
是那样的样子吗？ Is that the look?
宾 果！是的 我们做到了，奥利 Bingo! It is. We did it, Ollie.
嘿 记得这个吗？ Hey. Remember this?
他们在我们的婚礼上演奏了这首歌 They played this song at our wedding.
哦，你是说我们第一次跳舞是夫妻？ Oh, you mean our first dance as husband and wife?
不，我不记得了 Nah, I don't remember.
-这不重要 -哦，别说了过来这里 - It wasn't important. - Oh, stop it. Come here.
嘿 一切都还好吗？ Hey. Is everything okay?
一切都很好 Everything's great.
贝莉 听着 Belle, listen.
前几天的停车罚单评论对不起 I am sorry about the parking ticket comment the other day.
我听起来像一只真正的狗 I sounded like a real dog.
我是说，不是真正的...你知道我的意思 I mean, not a real... You know what I mean.
-你想跳舞吗？ -当然可以 - Do you wanna dance? - Sure.
记住，贝莉 Remember, Belle.
如果有人给我们一个艰难的时间，我们是情感支持动物 If anyone gives us a hard time, we're emotional support animals.
只要快速找到一个不安全的孩子，站在他们旁边 Just quickly find an insecure kid and stand next to them.
这基本上就是任何一个孩子 Which is basically any kid.
读者认为，我现在在想什么？ So, thought reader, what am I thinking now?
你越来越暖和了 You're getting warmer.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
贝莉，去奥利！ Belle, get Ollie!
亨利！亨利！ Henry! Henry!
亨利！ Henry!
我有这个傻瓜 I got this fool.
-你只是冷冷地打磨米尔斯先生 -我做到了！ - You just cold-cocked Mr. Mills. - I did!
我完全钉了那家伙！ I totally nailed that dude!
-我们很酷？ -超级酷 - We cool? - Super cool.
你一无所有！什么！ You've got nothing on me! Nothing!
嗯，有无辜的人一直喊 Well, there's something innocent people yell all the time.
等等 我是布里奇特·蒙哥马利 Wait, wait, wait. I'm Bridget Montgomery.
我为米尔斯先生工作 I work for Mr. Mills.
我可以担保这个人 I can vouch for this man.
我可以向你保证 And I can assure you,
你会有很多他 you will have plenty on him.
哦，简单，简单的米尔斯 Oh, simple, simple Mills.
要是你能像天才一样思考就就了 If only you could think like a genius.
-再见 -这是怎么回事？ - Bye-bye. - What's going on here?
-他绑架了我是米尔斯先生 -奥利，什么？ - He kidnapped me. It was Mr. Mills. - Ollie, what...?
恐怕你儿子涉嫌网络入侵，网络入侵 I'm afraid your son's suspected of cyber-trespassing, cyber intrusion,
和未经授权访问国际通信卫星 and unauthorized access of an international communication satellite.
什么？什么？ Uh, what? What is that?
-那是什么意思？ -你需要和我们一起去 - What does that mean? - You need to come with us.
-好的 -奥利！ - Okay. - Ollie!
我可以玩罗密欧，直到你从大房子回来吗？ Can I play Romeo until you get back from the big house?
所以，奥利从来没有去过任何大房子 So, Ollie never went to any big house.
他去了自己的房子 He went to his own house.
舒适的房子， A comfortably-sized house,
在那里他因家庭拘留而被判刑 where he was sentenced for home detention,
就像学校拘留一样 which is like school detention,
除非你留在自己的家里作为你的惩罚 except you stay in your own home as your punishment.
这有多酷？ How cool is that?
这是你为你的罪行服务的地方 It's where you serve your time for your crime.
这也是你吃煎饼的地方 It's also where you serve pancakes.
等一下，亨利 Just a second, Henry.
煎饼几乎都做完了 Pancakes are almost done.
不用说，爸爸拒绝了斯普林菲尔德大学的工作 Needless to say, Dad turned down the Springfield University job.
仍然喝他的绿色果汁，他增加了骑自行车到他的疗养 Still drinks his green juice and he's added biking to his regimen.
不做任何事！跳跃或旋转或任何东西 Doesn't do any coo! jumps or spins or anything.
但是，你知道，在狗年，那家伙是280 But, you know, in dog years, the guy is 280.
打赌当他摘下头盔时，他的头发会看起来很棒 Bet his hair's gonna look great when he takes off his helmet.
是的 看看那头漂亮的280岁头发 Yup. Look at that beautiful 280-year-old hair.
-那绿汁里有什么？ -妈妈！ - What's in that green juice? - Mom!
-爸爸回来了！食物准备好了 -哇，看看这个传播 - Dad's back! Food's ready. - Wow, look at this spread.
-嘿，宝贝 -嘿，画怎么样？ - Hey, babe. - Hey, how's the painting going?
-很好 -太棒了她杀了它 - It's good. - It's going great. She's killing it.
很显然，我要杀了它 Apparently, I'm killing it.
就像你一样 Like you do.
我只在我的开关上玩游戏 我什么都没做 I've only played games on my Switch. I haven't done anything.
事实上，你有 Actually, you have.
你的心灵感应技术是如此复杂... Your telepathic technology is so sophisticated...
我们愿意免除您的网络入侵费用 We're willing to waive your cyber-trespassing charges
今年夏天你的服务交换 in exchange for your services this summer.
严重？ Seriously?
我们是全球倡议的一部分 We're part of a global initiative
通过技术创新改善所有人类的生活 to improve the lives of all humans through technological innovation.
在像奥利弗这样的伟人的帮助下 With the help of great minds like Oliver's.
亨利的 And Henry's.
你理解我吗？ Do you understand me?
-我喜欢 -你...理解我？ - I do. - Do you... understand me?
我知道你午餐有一只辣椒狗和一些卷曲的薯条 I understand you had a chili dog and some curly fries for lunch.
-嘿，卡伦？ -哦，是的 - Hey, Callen? - Oh, yeah.
-卡伦？嘿 -对不起 - Callen? Heh. - Sorry.
可以吗？ May I?
-是的 -是的，很好 - Yeah. - Yeah, good.
-现在我们说谢天谢地 -亨利，你回来了！ - Now we're talking. Thank heavens. - Henry, you're back!
-那整个叫声都是开玩笑的 -他在说话？ - That whole barking thing is a joke. - He's talking?
他在和狗说话你在和狗说话吗？ He's talking to the dog. Are you talking to the dog?
-你能理解吗？ -是的！我告诉了你，我能听到他的声音 - Can you understand it? - Yes! I told you, I can hear him.
哦，我的天，他在跟狗说话 Oh, my God, he's talking to the dog.
看看爸爸有多高兴这有多酷，对吧？ Look at how happy Dad is. How cool is this, right?
一旦你在一个未公开的地点完成了基本培训... Once you've completed basic training at an undisclosed location...
夏威夷！ Hawaii!
-对不起拜会，是夏威夷 -很好 - I'm sorry. Come on, it's Hawaii. - It's fine.
夏威夷？等等，哪个岛？ Hawaii? Wait, which island?
您将在您选择的大学获得奖学金 You will be awarded with a scholarship at a university of your choice.
选一所党校 Pick a party school.
我父母呢？他们能来吗？ What about my parents? Can they come?
答案是肯定的 一切都安排好了 Of course. Everything's been arranged.
-妈妈？爸爸？我们能走了吗？ -我们能走了吗？ - Mom? Dad? Can we go? - Can we go?
不 不 No. No.
什么？ What?
是的！开什么玩笑？夏威夷？ Yeah! Are you kidding me? Hawaii?
是的，你可以走了 Yeah, you can go.
是的 哇 Yeah. Whoa.
哦不 爸爸又在跳舞了请让他停下来 Oh, no. Dad's dancing again. Please make him stop.
哦，太好了，他有个搭档让他们都停下来！ Oh, great, he's got a partner. Make 'em both stop!
爱，家庭和夏天在夏威夷与我最好的朋友？ Love, family and summer in Hawaii with my best friend?
还有什么比这更好的呢？ What could be better?
哇哦！夏威夷，我们来了！ Woo-hoo! Hawaii, here we come!
看到当你保持简单的时候，它有多好吗？ See how good fife can be when you keep it simple?
我是说 看看这个家庭 I mean, look at this family.
爸爸妈妈 几乎在犯罪上很有吸引力 Mom and Dad, almost criminally attractive,
出他们的方式和深深的爱 out of their rut and deeply in love.
奥利弗，安全，快乐， Oliver, safe, happy,
被公认为他初露头角的科学天才 and being recognized as the budding scientific genius he is.
我？还是很可爱 Me? Still adorable,
现在前往一个岛屿天堂 and now headed for an island paradise
和我最好的朋友一起让世界变得更好 to make the world a better piece with my best friend.
这让你怀疑 It kinda makes you wonder
我们这个令人难以置信的星球能多么伟大 how great could this incredible planet of ours be
如果每个人都学会了像狗一样思考 if everyone on it learned to think like a dog.